Considering most of the time you're wearing an outfit, you're all covered up, maybe something that shows a little more skin? Kind of like the dressing as you, but with fewer clothes.
Or if that's hitting too many creepy old man vibes, just, I don't know, something fun. Your favorite Star Wars character or something. I could make an effort and dress up as something to compliment them for you. Even if that means I have to be the space queen with the weird lipstick.
so are we talking like leather harness territory or just open jacket over bare chest?
please - *please* - stop thinking of yourself as a creepy old man. only one of those words is accurate. when you're 80 you can call yourself old.
dunno how much i'm into character roleplay stuff - but don't toss that idea out the window entirely just yet
i don't need a million dollars. just you
[ ooc: no sweat on the other thread... Peter will continue impatiently waiting. XD and why is it that work is always the biggest ass when you wanna do fun stuff? blargh. ]
Yeah? Great! I'll get the pool ready, and one of those scoopy nets they use for fishing leaves out. [Not that you need to fish leaves out of an indoor pool usually...] You can bring me towels and virgin Bloody Marys and Slow Comfortable Screws.
We can accessorize with leather, just to keep you and your internet searches happy.
God, I hope not. I know that I'm very happy and excited by all of this, Peter.
Like homemade lemonade. Which I now really want. Come over, I'm going to get a bunch of lemons and sugar and find out how to make it.
I didn't say there were leaves in the pool, just that I was getting a scoopy net, so my new Cabana boy can bend over and pretend to fish them out. I'll order some cream, and you can get me a Blow Job.
[Tony's been on the wagon for years, so this is all for the fun of the suggestive names, rather than honestly expecting cocktails to be brought to him]
I don't doubt it, but I feel like there's a challenge in there too...
Hey, when most kids were learning how to make lemonade to sell on the front lawn for pocket money, I was preparing to go to MIT.
Huh. Leave it with me, we can experiment and see where your limits are. All in the name of science.
I'm so out of touch with what a normal childhood looks like. Technically, I was learning about internal combustion. Now I just want to know why oranges go into lemonade.
leave what with you? my arms? if you mean the leather - i don't have any, so you'll have to just invent your own restraints, i guess
they don't have to, but just a tiny touch of orange juice and/or zest twinges the lemonade just a little - adds a little sweetness. i mean - you're talking to me here... i've worked out the chemistry on so many 'normal' things. i had May taste-testing lemonade for weeks
Leave the challenge with me. Inventing my own restraints is exactly what I'm planning, Peter. Different materials, different styles, different thicknesses. Lots of stimulation to make you pull against them. We'll see what works best, again, for science...
Ok, I'm bowing down to your superior chemistry skills here. Teach me how to make the best homemade lemonade, sensei.
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Date: 2022-04-11 06:02 pm (UTC)Considering most of the time you're wearing an outfit, you're all covered up, maybe something that shows a little more skin? Kind of like the dressing as you, but with fewer clothes.
Or if that's hitting too many creepy old man vibes, just, I don't know, something fun. Your favorite Star Wars character or something. I could make an effort and dress up as something to compliment them for you. Even if that means I have to be the space queen with the weird lipstick.
You could. In a heartbeat. But you don't.
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Date: 2022-04-11 09:56 pm (UTC)please - *please* - stop thinking of yourself as a creepy old man. only one of those words is accurate. when you're 80 you can call yourself old.
dunno how much i'm into character roleplay stuff - but don't toss that idea out the window entirely just yet
i don't need a million dollars. just you
[ ooc: no sweat on the other thread... Peter will continue impatiently waiting. XD and why is it that work is always the biggest ass when you wanna do fun stuff? blargh. ]
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Date: 2022-04-12 08:21 pm (UTC)I'm more than halfway there. Although, it's good to know you have a point where you draw the line.
Huh. Let's both of us roll that one around in our minds for a bit. I don't think we're at a point where we need to spice things up with that stuff.
That's almost sickly sweet, and I like it.
[ooc: Because adulting and work sucks.]
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Date: 2022-04-12 09:44 pm (UTC)yes, Tony, i know how age works and i'm good at math.
it has to get boring before it needs spice and no, we're def not at boring
that's me - sugar and sunshine
[ ooc: adulting is the worst! ]
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Date: 2022-04-14 10:37 am (UTC)We can accessorize with leather, just to keep you and your internet searches happy.
God, I hope not. I know that I'm very happy and excited by all of this, Peter.
Like homemade lemonade. Which I now really want. Come over, I'm going to get a bunch of lemons and sugar and find out how to make it.
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Date: 2022-04-15 04:47 am (UTC)[ Tony is a terrible influence. ]
that's all it would be. i can snap leather without thinking about it.
[ Take that as you will, Mr. Stark. ]
you can build a multi-million dollar tin can, but you don't know how to make lemonade?
[ Yes, he's messing with him. ]
lemons, oranges, sugar, water... i'll show you
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Date: 2022-04-17 09:41 pm (UTC)[Tony's been on the wagon for years, so this is all for the fun of the suggestive names, rather than honestly expecting cocktails to be brought to him]
I don't doubt it, but I feel like there's a challenge in there too...
Hey, when most kids were learning how to make lemonade to sell on the front lawn for pocket money, I was preparing to go to MIT.
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Date: 2022-04-17 09:53 pm (UTC)[ Tony is the *worst* influence! ]
i mean - there could be
lemonade stands come about at 5 or 6 years old... so i think you were actually building car engines.
[ not that he's read Tony's wiki page or anything. ]
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Date: 2022-04-18 08:22 am (UTC)Huh. Leave it with me, we can experiment and see where your limits are. All in the name of science.
I'm so out of touch with what a normal childhood looks like. Technically, I was learning about internal combustion. Now I just want to know why oranges go into lemonade.
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Date: 2022-04-18 08:38 am (UTC)they don't have to, but just a tiny touch of orange juice and/or zest twinges the lemonade just a little - adds a little sweetness. i mean - you're talking to me here... i've worked out the chemistry on so many 'normal' things. i had May taste-testing lemonade for weeks
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Date: 2022-04-18 08:56 am (UTC)Ok, I'm bowing down to your superior chemistry skills here. Teach me how to make the best homemade lemonade, sensei.
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Date: 2022-04-18 08:59 am (UTC)happy to experiment if you have a particular lemonade preference. but also - science! =)
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Date: 2022-04-18 09:22 am (UTC)Teach me your patented technique for perfect lemonade, and then we can make it more perfect. I'll catch on fast. Then I'll teach you something new.
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Date: 2022-04-18 09:27 am (UTC)totally! we'll even make lemonade ice cubes that you crush into chips - means the lemonade doesn't get watered down
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Date: 2022-04-19 06:38 pm (UTC)See? This is what I need in my kitchen - your out-of-the-box thinking. So, what in your opinion goes best with a chilled glass of fresh lemonade?
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Date: 2022-04-19 09:01 pm (UTC)a hot boyfriend sweating from working all day
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Date: 2022-04-21 07:41 pm (UTC)[Oh no. Don't make that kind of statement and not expect Tony to challenge it.]
I was thinking more about things you could eat, so that fits perfectly.
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Date: 2022-04-21 10:50 pm (UTC)if you don't want truth, don't ask, man =)
well - if you specifically mean food - just about anything goes great with lemonade, but especially good is outdoor grilled foods
i still stand by sweaty boyfriend tho